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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1053
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Taday wile working out in te gym... I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up te eaviest dumbbell to sow off ow muc I could curl. Se ended up driving me to te ospital cuz I burst into teres after tereing up my bicep an deltoid. FML

#20831608
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23310) - you deserved it (60780)

On 08/11/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our cat did!! My five-year-old trid to flush him down the toilet!! FML

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45955) - you deserved it (25224)

On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today my car window got smasd in. Ta cop tat cama to taka ta raport said tay'd alraady caugt ta guy doing it a'd smasd in savaral otar car windows all of ta axact sama modal and color. His raason 4 doing it was simpla: a was drunk and "atd rd Jaaps".

#20403025
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (3349)

On 12/17/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by Cold (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest . The bees flew through mah neighbors' windows and for lack of a better word slaughtered them . An ambulance was called and I feel like a total dick . FML

#19554232
266 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I Went To Hooters 4 Lunc. My Food Was Brougt To Me By A Man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26285) - you deserved it (15132)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at a meeting . One of the other members decided to share that there cat had passed away recently . I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying cuz I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror . FML

#19237178
114 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Taday I Found Out Y I Find Damp Spots On My Favorite Jacket . I Appear That My Dog Often Become Very Intimate With It . FML

#18827705
105 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States

Today , I saw my dad sitting in te car alone , blaring classical music , blowing up beac balls . FML

#18583551
112 comments

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On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today , I texted a friend offering ma condolences over te deat of is grandfater. He adn't been told is grandfater ad died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (3982)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming , saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest , I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

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