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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ladisa : Just a girl from Austria (please note: NOT Australia!) getting her laughs on FML. What more is there to know about me? Feel free to ask anything you want. But be a little creative, I usually don't respond to messages saying only 'hey', 'hi' or 'hello'.

Also: my hair doesn't look like in the picture anymore. It's now boring brown. FML

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Visits<b>scottyboy417</b> - 4 hours ago<b>insanecutie</b> - 8 hours ago<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - 21 hours ago<b>kingdutchhy</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 12:17pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:52am<b>thatnakedguy</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 8:42am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 5:38am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:57pm<b>jozhe</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:01am<b>AGhost5445</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 5:02pm<b>limegreenpoopie</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:51pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:51am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:19am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:36am<b>Syntax58</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 9:57pm<b>smalltownman</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:52am<b>skyttlz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:15am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:28am

Fucked!<b>insanecutie</b> - 2 hours ago<b>smalltownman</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:52pm<b>skyttlz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:15am<b>NoName011</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:02pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:07pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:03pm<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:31pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:09am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:40am<b>rockwrench</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 9:06am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:50am<b>QBChris43</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:23pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:18pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 10:09pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 9:19pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:24am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 3:39am

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Ladisa's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50990) - you deserved it (3764)

On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44252) - you deserved it (3455)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42297) - you deserved it (28389)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45539) - you deserved it (25527)

On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24986) - you deserved it (4996)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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