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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ladisa : Just a girl from Austria (please note: NOT Australia!) getting her laughs on FML. What more is there to know about me? Feel free to ask anything you want. But be a little creative, I usually don't respond to messages saying only 'hey', 'hi' or 'hello'.

Also: my hair doesn't look like in the picture anymore. It's now boring brown. FML

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Ladisa's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by erphy21 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML


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On 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45215) - you deserved it (3519)

On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42675) - you deserved it (28613)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML


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On 07/27/2013 at 4:03am - love - by good_aim (man) - United States (California)

Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (5056)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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