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Ladisa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1292
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ladisa : I decided it was time to change my description.

Ladisa's page activity

Visits<b>Garagedwella</b> - yesterday at 3:35am<b>swimthenread27</b> - yesterday at 11:57pm<b>csjc</b> - yesterday at 9:56pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 7:41am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 9:42am<b>iron_man_583</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 12:14pm<b>Rodgerdodger17</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 7:32am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 9:01pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 6:22am<b>missa8604</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 10:05pm<b>Scarylizard1798</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 5:14pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 5:56pm<b>slappygecko</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 4:23pm<b>theonecasey</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:45pm<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 6:18pm<b>Mdon0719</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 4:22pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 12:42pm<b>BWong17</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 9:06am

Fucked!<b>csjc</b> - yesterday at 3:56am<b>Scarylizard1798</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 11:14pm<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 8:25am<b>fishinpink</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 2:41am<b>CCRider</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 12:04am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 11:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 8:47pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 12:17pm<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 5:16am<b>orionthehunter</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 2:08am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 4:46am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 2:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:20pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 2:58am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 7:09am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 11:03am<b>KangarooRat</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 7:26am

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Ladisa's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

by geli / 08/08/2016 at 8:12pm / Kids

Today, I farted so loud that my cat thought that I was growling at him, and bit me in self-defense. FML

by nullpointer / 08/03/2016 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

by Moose / 08/02/2016 at 7:18am / Poland / Work

Today, after a week of my new neighbor constantly yelling in his native language, I finally complained about the noise. Turns out that's just his normal talking voice. Goodbye sleep. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2016 at 2:40am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML

by jaym42013 / 07/22/2016 at 3:29pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

by Catnip / 06/30/2016 at 7:42pm / Germany (Hessen) / Love

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, a student threw her hot coffee at me after I told her I was giving her an F. For months I've been telling her she needs to hand in missing work, but she thought I was bluffing. She got suspended, but my clothes are still ruined and I still got burned. FML

by KayleeFrye / 03/05/2016 at 12:39am / United States (Connecticut) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I received a big scholarship. I was ecstatic, until I looked up the cost of tuition at that university. I still need $120K. FML

by rhymehoardhh / 03/04/2016 at 8:41pm / United States (Texas) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

by Tejanoswhy / 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

by I Know How to Pick'em / 11/16/2015 at 7:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my 18 year old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML

by erphy21 / 09/26/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML