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Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML


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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML


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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML


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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

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