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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 January 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

#6842444
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought steering wheel, the gas pedal, an brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realizd I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
99 comments

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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah 6 year old daughter somehow learned looool about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she cummed from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

#4713882
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On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Tadayhile eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into mah nose. I spent the next 5 minute trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into mah nostril. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 2:17am - misc - by zombielover1 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

I was preparing a dinner 4 some busines associates, in opes of closing te deal on a promotion. I emaild tem wit te menu, in case tere were any allergies. Hours later, I ceckd te email again to fine tat instead of serving te Roast Duck I would be serving te Roast Fuck. FML

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173 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I lerened that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally fine that yur assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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