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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45178) - you deserved it (6100)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the bathroom, both extremely drunk. They then had sex standing up against the stall I was in, blocking my only exit. I had to sit, wait, and listen as both parties finished. FML

#1964368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36272) - you deserved it (4256)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

#1693218
202 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
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On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841
313 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
323 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45575) - you deserved it (54106)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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