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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I got mah belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of mah belly button so he knew exactlyhere to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of mah belly button. Guesshich one he pierced through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45316) - you deserved it (6105)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was In A Batroom Stall Peieng. Sortly After, I Eard A Couple Enter Te Batroom, Bot Extremely Drunk. Tey Ten Ad Sex Standing Up Against Te Stall I Was In, Blocking Ma Only Exit. I Ad To Sit, Wait, And Listen As Bot Parties Finised. FML

#1964368
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I agree, your life sucks (38101) - you deserved it (4427)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by dammitall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I ad some pretty bad stomac pain, so I went to te batroom. After a few minutes, two girls walkd in, taking stalls next to me. Tat's wen my farts began to get very large an explosive. Not only did tey break into laugter, tey waitd for me to come out. mega FML

#1693218
202 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wantd me as she pulld closer an closer. Eventually she pulld me in an lickd mah ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break yur collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
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I agree, your life sucks (62654) - you deserved it (7244)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I OVERHEARD MAH MOTHER AN SISTER TALKING SO I STOPPED TO EAVESDROP. I RECENTLY ENLISTED IN THE MARINES, AN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WOULD DO WITH THE MONEY IF I DIED. FML

#1656841
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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . mah siblings came home for the weekend . At dinner.. . mah dad started complaining at how one of mah siblings had gotten looool fired.. . one was failing college.. . an the other was gay . He went on to say I was 17 an already had a bright future . I'm pregnant . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45659) - you deserved it (54296)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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