About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!
So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!
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Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we are a pair of gay men. I am a woman. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland
Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -
Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
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