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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10964
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!

So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!

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L_Lovegood's favorite FMLs

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17183) - you deserved it (29506)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

#19165097
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32897) - you deserved it (5548)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29531) - you deserved it (2221)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29531) - you deserved it (2221)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32235) - you deserved it (7770)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6976) - you deserved it (28886)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10061) - you deserved it (34669) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22145) - you deserved it (3094)

On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6693) - you deserved it (39259)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8402) - you deserved it (18987)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25707) - you deserved it (8137)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (2830)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend sang "happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembered the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30007) - you deserved it (4114)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

#19109811
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (17738)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)



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