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L_Lovegood
  • Town/Country : Toro-shi, Saitama Prefecture, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4832
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!

So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!

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Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13415) - you deserved it (1673)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37668) - you deserved it (1114)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18625) - you deserved it (1903)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sang the itsy bitsy spider song with a class of thirty 20 somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML

#2762
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4585) - you deserved it (14018)

On 01/27/2009 at 3:10am - work - by duh - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a mini tracking device to attach to my wallet to keep me from losing it. Unfortunately, before I could put batteries in the tracking device, I lost it. FML

#2681
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10372) - you deserved it (5594)

On 01/26/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by Jacobro - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4888) - you deserved it (39026)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML

#2527
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2441) - you deserved it (14670)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3550) - you deserved it (12311)

On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

#2294
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3517) - you deserved it (14553)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Moe - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5084) - you deserved it (11155)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15387) - you deserved it (1221)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15567) - you deserved it (1234)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17522) - you deserved it (1436)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (4242)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7852) - you deserved it (34824)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)



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