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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11660
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!

So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!

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L_Lovegood's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (13294)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40048) - you deserved it (2208)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20036) - you deserved it (34118)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8133) - you deserved it (32186)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7734) - you deserved it (30384)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19212) - you deserved it (13371)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (356257)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

#4336
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9676) - you deserved it (32868)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28884) - you deserved it (4923)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML

#3930
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6580) - you deserved it (25055)

On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (1700)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (6390)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She heard and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21481) - you deserved it (5165)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML

#3360
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18993) - you deserved it (2301)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by K Holed - United States (New York)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18991) - you deserved it (2524)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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