About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!
So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!
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Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
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On 07/13/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my regular pharmacist of three months, and since I've always seen him on a crutch, I asked him how his leg was. His response: "Still missing". FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)
Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -
Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States
Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
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On 06/14/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by offended (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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