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L_Lovegood
  • Town/Country : Toro-shi, Saitama Prefecture, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 6996
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About L_Lovegood : Being an exchange student is undoubtedly the most awesome thing I EVER could have done!

So you can probably figure out I'm not Japanese :3 No, I'm a viking - at least by the blood. GO DENMARK!
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List of geeky items I own:
- Harry Potter chopsticks
- "Star Wars Coffee" T-shirt
- One Piece file
- One Piece cup
- One Piece giant puzzle! (Have yet to make)
- Batman skirt
- "Undesirable No. 1" T-shirt
-Spiderman cup!

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L_Lovegood's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (8033)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML

#18798370
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16555) - you deserved it (11849)

On 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (35014)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML

#18788903
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (5215)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by xXMudkipNoobXx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29614) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12870) - you deserved it (22710)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (3861)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24613) - you deserved it (6546)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I slashed my ass open with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with my crush, and threw my glasses on the ground. I forgot about them when we decided to lie down. FML

#18774764
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10983) - you deserved it (28246)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Dockin (man) - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (3391)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12359) - you deserved it (47149)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (5617)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (3345)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States



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