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LOLgasmic123
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 656
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

#19043641 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (6293) - you deserved it (1654)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (5926) - you deserved it (548)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (6036) - you deserved it (982)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (17755) - you deserved it (2857)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4958) - you deserved it (1486)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (8591) - you deserved it (802)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9498) - you deserved it (886)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (10976) - you deserved it (1085)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (10874) - you deserved it (1989)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (18858) - you deserved it (1281)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (5328) - you deserved it (47823)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (8686) - you deserved it (1077)

On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488 (330)

I agree, your life sucks (9357) - you deserved it (4240)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (7056) - you deserved it (680)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

#18430491 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (963)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States