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Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77557) - you deserved it (28514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Woke Up At Three In The Morning When Two Cops Busted In The Door To Mah Apartment And A Frantic Voice On Mah Cellphone Saying "Sir? Sir? Are You All Right? Sir?" Turns Out I Had Been Having A Nightmare And Dreamed I Called 911 . I Actually Did . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68160) - you deserved it (8135)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today dad gave me a promise ring on one year anniversary with boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in bedroom. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old!! She just learned how to say yes so if u asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes!! I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty..!! she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)



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