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today I had to bail mah brother out of jail after he punched a convenience store clerk in the face for running out of Cheetos. FML

#20867149
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39926) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/04/2013 at 3:00am - kids - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML

#20866691
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34853) - you deserved it (6298)

On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was yelled at once again for being in the school gym without a coach present. I am the coach. FML

Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML

#20842823
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52239) - you deserved it (3133)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, andhen the scene came onhere the girl is crawling out of the TV, mah dad grabbed mah shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek lyk a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML

#20838885
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42977) - you deserved it (7724)

On 08/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by insomniac x2 (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today , I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say , I didn't feel lyk cleaning it up , and I took a nap , intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't , but mah feet soon did. FML

#20838843
68 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Otago)

today I fell asleep on the beach while tanning!! I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from mah stomach!! Why was bread on mah stomach? Because mah little brother knows birds r mah biggest fear!! FML

#20837323
54 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 4:28pm - animals - by Nanana32 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I recieved a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows mah address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
190 comments

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54426) - you deserved it (6183)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom 4 just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashd on the ground. They got into a ( little argument ). FML

#20835313
52 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I received a pone call tat started wit , "Now stay calm... Your ouse is on fre." FML

#20834558
73 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

#20832766
171 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I'va baan gatting calls 4 ovar a waak on my homa phona... call phona... and tha work phona at my night shift... in which somaona whispar tarrifying Satanic-sounding chant at ma. I'va now found out that tha callar is my bast "friand". His axplanation: "You saamad lonaly... man." FML

#20820394
83 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by newbffswelcome (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)



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