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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About LAMKWHIM : Fuck my life. Seriously.

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Today, I got all my co-workers motivated. We were all going to quit and walk out the door. I went first. I gave an emotional speech to my boss and threw my uniform to the ground. Then I turned around to to see the rest follow, they all began laughing. They didn't. They WANTED me to quit. FML

#877150
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50317) - you deserved it (33282)

On 04/08/2009 at 8:34pm - work - by ineedanewjob (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

#627489
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16434) - you deserved it (109182)

On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

#385817
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114107) - you deserved it (43073)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15211) - you deserved it (80775)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

#5784
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18441) - you deserved it (39004)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)



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