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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5795
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About KyuuketsukiApple : I haven't used this profile in a while but I'm back-ish.


~~ I'm a biologist who has blue hair and loves cats. I'm friendly, message me :)

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KyuuketsukiApple's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

#18449998
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (9718)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39362) - you deserved it (7130)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

#18372646
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10043) - you deserved it (32605)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (10626)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (7314)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45760) - you deserved it (20459)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22712) - you deserved it (36113)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roomie had guests over. I didn't feel like socializing, but I really had to piss. So I pissed in the plant in my room, spilled half of it, mopped it up with an old shirt, and went to bed. FML

#18036176
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7990) - you deserved it (53130)

On 10/21/2011 at 12:57am - misc - by crankg - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47876) - you deserved it (3921)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6593) - you deserved it (47822)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6593) - you deserved it (47822)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28900) - you deserved it (21611)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13523) - you deserved it (52489)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

#17892959
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40328) - you deserved it (4450)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (8421)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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