About KyuuketsukiApple : I'm not a grammar (or spelling or punctuation) nazi, but if you butcher the English language, I will point and laugh. It's nothing personal.
Hopefully I'll be a medical student in the near future, aspiring towards trauma or psych! :)
In case you were wondering, kyuuketsuki is Japanese meaning vampire.
~ I'm on the iPhone app mostly (lurking), but feel free to message anyway. I'll probably reply by the weekend...
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
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On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 3:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML
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On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)
Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)
Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States
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