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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5345
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About KyuuketsukiApple : I haven't used this profile in a while but I'm back-ish.


~~ I'm a biologist who has blue hair and loves cats. I'm friendly, message me :)

KyuuketsukiApple's page activity

Visits<b>girl_fml</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:16am<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:48am<b>GavinoFreedom</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:23am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:01pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:19pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:30pm<b>lsayavedraiii</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:18pm<b>loche123</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:27am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:01am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:27pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 11:22am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 10:10pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Demonking</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 8:06am<b>ItsTakingOver</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 6:30pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 10:28am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:02am<b>saocrates</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:30am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:26pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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KyuuketsukiApple's favorite FMLs

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26927) - you deserved it (2390)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML

#18705552
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47424) - you deserved it (4476)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (29075)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

#18703158
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11897) - you deserved it (81758)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35345) - you deserved it (5936)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15267) - you deserved it (26521)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ignored my phone, as my mother has dementia and calls me 15 or so times a day, thinking each time is the first. I braved horrendous rain and gale-force winds to go to work. Turns out it was work calling to tell me not to bother coming in. FML

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37080) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46821) - you deserved it (3420)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

#18669836
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31225) - you deserved it (3426)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:41am - love - by upsetandannoyed - United States (New York)

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34304) - you deserved it (8014)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55817) - you deserved it (11598)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

#18660229
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (6746)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thechimpchapter - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46342) - you deserved it (9587)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

#18650275
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28760) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/30/2011 at 1:35am - love - by wellthatsawkward (woman) - United States (Utah)



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