About KyuuketsukiApple : I'm not a grammar (or spelling or punctuation) nazi, but if you butcher the English language, I will point and laugh. It's nothing personal.
Hopefully I'll be a medical student in the near future, aspiring towards trauma or psych! :)
In case you were wondering, kyuuketsuki is Japanese meaning vampire.
~ I'm on the iPhone app mostly (lurking), but feel free to message anyway. I'll probably reply by the weekend...
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Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States
Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States
Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
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Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
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Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)
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