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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple

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KyuuketsukiApple
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5337
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About KyuuketsukiApple : I haven't used this profile in a while but I'm back-ish.


~~ I'm a biologist who has blue hair and loves cats. I'm friendly, message me :)

KyuuketsukiApple's page activity

Visits<b>girl_fml</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:16am<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:48am<b>GavinoFreedom</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:23am<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 9:01pm<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 11:19pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 6:30pm<b>lsayavedraiii</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 3:18pm<b>loche123</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:27am<b>cohenb93</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 3:01am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 2:27pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 11:22am<b>mazdatuner09</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 10:10pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Demonking</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 8:06am<b>ItsTakingOver</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 6:30pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 10:28am

Fucked!<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:02am<b>saocrates</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:30am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 8:26pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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KyuuketsukiApple's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (7265)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39058) - you deserved it (4410)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40044) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (4214)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44516) - you deserved it (4547)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28818) - you deserved it (6533)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (3761)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44146) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12722) - you deserved it (19692)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (4098)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33517) - you deserved it (6150)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55170) - you deserved it (4705)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21940) - you deserved it (41842)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

#18732318
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29022) - you deserved it (6797)

On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12960) - you deserved it (58363)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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