About KyuuketsukiApple : I'm not a grammar (or spelling or punctuation) nazi, but if you butcher the English language, I will point and laugh. It's nothing personal.
Hopefully I'll be a medical student in the near future, aspiring towards trauma or psych! :)
In case you were wondering, kyuuketsuki is Japanese meaning vampire.
~ I'm on the iPhone app mostly (lurking), but feel free to message anyway. I'll probably reply by the weekend...
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Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)
Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML
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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)
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