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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3640
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About KyuuketsukiApple : I'm not a grammar (or spelling or punctuation) nazi, but if you butcher the English language, I will point and laugh. It's nothing personal.

In case you were wondering, kyuuketsuki is Japanese meaning vampire.

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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KyuuketsukiApple's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10325) - you deserved it (27750)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40142) - you deserved it (8054)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31051) - you deserved it (2259)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6004) - you deserved it (21547)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)

Today, a drunk girl asked me for directions to her hotel. I had just bought an empanada and was feeling good, so I agree to look up the address on my phone. Two minutes and a text charge later, I got the address. Out of inebriated glee, she hugged me and knocked the tasty empanada out of my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16632) - you deserved it (3756)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Hungry - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML


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On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39772) - you deserved it (3657)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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