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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (8979)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, I went to visit my husband's grave. I was unable to mourn in peace because some teenagers were smoking pot and talking about a government conspiracy "to change the way gravity works" on the next grave over. FML

#19696168
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33528) - you deserved it (1892)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by notnicefools - United States (California)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8262) - you deserved it (37502)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10644) - you deserved it (78022)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41360) - you deserved it (9767)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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103 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)



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