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Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (6866)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12528) - you deserved it (28176)

On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (13259)

On 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm - intimacy - by prdept. (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (4427)

On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (9999) - you deserved it (30664)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (30562) - you deserved it (4186)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

#5539236 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (2359)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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