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yesterday I was with mah seven year old daughter purchasing mah husband a present fir his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't fine it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 11:31am - kids - by nosexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I LITERALLY STOPPED TRAFFIC. I WAS CROSSING THE STREET AN A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON ME. BIENG PHOBIC OF BUTTERFLIES... I HAD A PANIC ATTACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. OH... AN I AM 17... CAPTAIN OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM... AN IN VERY GOOD SHAPE. MY GRLFRIEND LAUGHED THE HARDEST. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 1:10pm - animals - by Butterflyguy (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I was at mah friands' farm and wa dacidd that wa wantd to go to thair old traahousa. Whan wa got down thara, it turnd out mah friand Cat had forgottan har shoas. Baing a gantlaman, I lant har mah sandals. I than climbd tha traahousa, fall out, and got a nail through mah foot. FML

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On 05/25/2009 at 4:33am - animals - by jackelking (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Met A Really Cute Guy At Work. He Asked For Mah Number, And I Wrote It Down On A Piece Of Paper. After Looking At The Paper, He Crumpled It Up, Yelled "Do U Think I'm Stupid? I Know The Rejection Hotline When I See It", And Walked Away. It Was Mah Real Phone Number. FML

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On 04/24/2009 at 4:18am - love - by sad (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today.. . I should have given mah first concert in front of a crowded audience . As we were about to go on stage mah band decided to roll a joint outside . The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on mah own . FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with mah 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realizd I was alone. I lookd fir him fir quite ahile until I finally found him open-mouthd in the porn section. FML

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54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Taday I was having a smoke out on the balcony of mah apartment!! When I was walking back into the house, I walkd straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with mah forehead, subsequently waking up mah 2 other flatmates at 2.30am!! FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

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