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Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30662) - you deserved it (5413)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. I've been secretly taking Welsh lessons as a surprise for him, so when I was getting close, I whispered the Welsh for "Don't stop." He pulled out and accused me of cheating on him with his best friend. He won't believe anything else. FML


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