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Kpalsm
  • Town/Country : Red Deer, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kpalsm : I work in a casino and I like to slappa da bass.

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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23231) - you deserved it (46939)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)



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