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  • Birth Date : Friday 27 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 414
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Koshman32 : I am a man. I am awesome. Any other questions? You in the back, put yOur hand down.

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Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (65238)

On 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm - love - by i suck, this i know :( (man) - Malawi (Blantyre)

Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44197) - you deserved it (4212)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I returned home from a month long trip overseas to find that my bird sitter has trained my parrot to whisper, "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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