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Kookish
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About Kookish : My name is Katherine. I love writing, drawing, singing, doing digital art, video games etc.

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875 (212)

I agree, your life sucks (29465) - you deserved it (3739)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (31490) - you deserved it (2452)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (6193) - you deserved it (22745)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

#7562154 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (7652) - you deserved it (12945)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (17136) - you deserved it (5067)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (9144) - you deserved it (18090)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML

#7460932 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (9124) - you deserved it (20184)

On 01/20/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by showerpower (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML

#7459742 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (15140) - you deserved it (5792)

On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

#7450891 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (17376) - you deserved it (3397)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:17am - intimacy - by ilovesocks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (6232)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (5499) - you deserved it (17606)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)