About KoiTeeth : Well, my name is Kenna. And, yes, my username is KoiTeeth. Why? Because koi fish are the shit. And teeth are nice. :D
I'm the blonde in the picture. The other person is my best friend Hannarf (if ya couldn't tell that's a nickname, I'm Kennarf).
I live in Colorado which is the best state in the U.S..
I've been skiing since I was three.
I'd like to say I'm a pretty cool person, but, like everyone else, there's some people who don't particularly love me out there.
My bands: Owl City (I know they have more songs to offer than Vanilla Twilight and Fireflies), Nickasaur!, Coldplay, Blink-182, Pink Floyd, MGMT, Cobra Starship, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more...
Movies: Avatar (yes, the 12 ft tall blue people), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, How to Train Your Dragon (Night Fury is the shit, and I have no problem being 5 again), I am Legend (sob...), Sherlock Holmes, etc...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
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On 04/09/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by LonnyLonnikins (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
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On 04/01/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML
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On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
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On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML
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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)
Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:02pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by FMluck (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)
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