About Koiteeth
Well, my name is Kenna. And, yes, my username is KoiTeeth. Why? Because koi fish are the shit. And teeth are nice. :D I'm the blonde in the picture. The other person is my best friend Hannarf (if ya couldn't tell that's a nickname, I'm Kennarf). I live in Colorado which is the best state in the U.S.. I've been skiing since I was three. I'd like to say I'm a pretty cool person, but, like everyone else, there's some people who don't particularly love me out there. My bands: Owl City (I know they have more songs to offer than Vanilla Twilight and Fireflies), Nickasaur!, Coldplay, Blink-182, Pink Floyd, MGMT, Cobra Starship, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more... Movies: Avatar (yes, the 12 ft tall blue people), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, How to Train Your Dragon (Night Fury is the shit, and I have no problem being 5 again), I am Legend (sob...), Sherlock Holmes, etc...
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Koiteeth's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 August 2010 05:05 / United States

Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 2 August 2010 01:59 / United States

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

By Our Talisman / Sunday 1 August 2010 19:41 / France

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

By jacobscrackers / Sunday 1 August 2010 18:06 / United Kingdom

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch / Thursday 18 March 2010 15:22 / United States