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KoiTeeth
  • Town/Country : Vail, Colorado
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3695
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About KoiTeeth : Well, my name is Kenna. And, yes, my username is KoiTeeth. Why? Because koi fish are the shit. And teeth are nice. :D
I'm the blonde in the picture. The other person is my best friend Hannarf (if ya couldn't tell that's a nickname, I'm Kennarf).
I live in Colorado which is the best state in the U.S..
I've been skiing since I was three.
I'd like to say I'm a pretty cool person, but, like everyone else, there's some people who don't particularly love me out there.
My bands: Owl City (I know they have more songs to offer than Vanilla Twilight and Fireflies), Nickasaur!, Coldplay, Blink-182, Pink Floyd, MGMT, Cobra Starship, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more...
Movies: Avatar (yes, the 12 ft tall blue people), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, How to Train Your Dragon (Night Fury is the shit, and I have no problem being 5 again), I am Legend (sob...), Sherlock Holmes, etc...

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Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML

#1968718
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27676) - you deserved it (62923)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

#1683242
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54756) - you deserved it (19120)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34184) - you deserved it (90462)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking an exam and I knew I was unprepared, so I wrote some cheat notes on my ankle. As I cross my legs to look at my notes, I realize I wore tall boots to class. I can't even cheat properly. FML

#1018681
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (99950)

On 04/16/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117469) - you deserved it (6621)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

#976819
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173681) - you deserved it (11840)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48546) - you deserved it (17272)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

#963044
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40935) - you deserved it (27701)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheated and still got a 70. FML

#951533
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14501) - you deserved it (70611)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36489) - you deserved it (124638)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

#880602
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43155) - you deserved it (33746)

On 04/09/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by LonnyLonnikins (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
907 comments

I agree, your life sucks (329241) - you deserved it (35705)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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