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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5745
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About KoiTeeth : Well, my name is Kenna. And, yes, my username is KoiTeeth. Why? Because koi fish are the shit. And teeth are nice. :D
I'm the blonde in the picture. The other person is my best friend Hannarf (if ya couldn't tell that's a nickname, I'm Kennarf).
I live in Colorado which is the best state in the U.S..
I've been skiing since I was three.
I'd like to say I'm a pretty cool person, but, like everyone else, there's some people who don't particularly love me out there.
My bands: Owl City (I know they have more songs to offer than Vanilla Twilight and Fireflies), Nickasaur!, Coldplay, Blink-182, Pink Floyd, MGMT, Cobra Starship, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more...
Movies: Avatar (yes, the 12 ft tall blue people), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, How to Train Your Dragon (Night Fury is the shit, and I have no problem being 5 again), I am Legend (sob...), Sherlock Holmes, etc...

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KoiTeeth's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 3am cuz mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep !! Eventually I fell back asleep !! Then I had a dream that mah wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up !! It woke me up !! FML

#7286498
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (2640)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25510) - you deserved it (32565)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, IT IS NEW YEAR'S DAY. WHILE ALL OF MAH FRIENDS ARE OUT PARTYING, I STAYED HOME AND MASTERED LEVEL 34 ON FARMVILLE. MEGA FML

#7075240
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11578) - you deserved it (33510)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumpd out, which scard me; I hit my head on the wall and startd bleeding, then I ped all over me and the wall. FML

#6884813
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8789) - you deserved it (43501)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was forced looool to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat 4 8 hours. FML

#6563904
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (3756)

On 12/02/2009 at 2:14am - work - by makeitstop - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45869) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (80632)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughd at something amusing in Dreamworld... but the laugh looool came out as a prolongd creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

#6286266
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19353) - you deserved it (12136)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today... my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes... and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later... she pulled out looool a tooth and putted it under her pillow. I cummed in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

#6281731
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31188) - you deserved it (8489)

On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I received an eviction notice taped to ma door stating ma landlord looool is selling is property and moving out of te country in 13 days. My landlord is ma boyfriend. FML

#6273079
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39258) - you deserved it (2786)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long thathen the wind blew... the hars on my legs moved in the breeze. mega FML

#6270063
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7573) - you deserved it (44652)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked an decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage an knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend an fifty bar patrons. FML

#6269978
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27207) - you deserved it (5004)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:00am - misc - by helluvasinger (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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