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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5747
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About KoiTeeth : Well, my name is Kenna. And, yes, my username is KoiTeeth. Why? Because koi fish are the shit. And teeth are nice. :D
I'm the blonde in the picture. The other person is my best friend Hannarf (if ya couldn't tell that's a nickname, I'm Kennarf).
I live in Colorado which is the best state in the U.S..
I've been skiing since I was three.
I'd like to say I'm a pretty cool person, but, like everyone else, there's some people who don't particularly love me out there.
My bands: Owl City (I know they have more songs to offer than Vanilla Twilight and Fireflies), Nickasaur!, Coldplay, Blink-182, Pink Floyd, MGMT, Cobra Starship, Avenged Sevenfold, and many more...
Movies: Avatar (yes, the 12 ft tall blue people), Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, How to Train Your Dragon (Night Fury is the shit, and I have no problem being 5 again), I am Legend (sob...), Sherlock Holmes, etc...

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Today, We Were Drawing Self-portraits In Scool . I'm Orrible At Art, So I Turned To Te Person Next To Me An Stated Tat Mine Looked Really Ugly . He Replied Saying, "No, It Looks Exactly Lyk You." Mega FML

#8557301
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (6018)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I Was Swimming In Te Fast Lane At Te Pool. A Guy In Blue Trunks Was Swimming Slowly And Really Getting On Everyone's Nerves. I Took A Break , And Looking Around I Couldn't See Im. I Turned To Te Guy Next To Me And Said , ( Finally , Mr. Blue Trunks As F**ked Off. ) It Was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

#8550673
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6761) - you deserved it (34349)

On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today , I was checking out a gorgeou woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minute just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off , only 4 me to find out that it was a guy. FML

#8512491
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11146) - you deserved it (40985)

On 02/21/2010 at 10:16am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today , my friends told me , "Don't worry about yur bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on thier heads." FML

#8445794
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (2429)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

A PICTURE FELL OFF OF THE WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT . IT HIT ME SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF FACE . FML

#8403549
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21460) - you deserved it (3305)

On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML

#8366162
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute . In full detail . FML

#8365042
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

I decidd to have sex with with boyfriend. After we had finishd I jokingly said, ( who's going to sleep in the wet patch? ). He got up and said ( you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing ). It was first time. FML

#8292337
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to fine there weren't any left in stock!! I started crying before I could make it out of the store!! Oh, and I'm eighteen!! FML

#8248390
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9437) - you deserved it (41682)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:43pm - misc - by Tibblesthepengwin (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML

#8210549
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (5286)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, I got back from my daughter's flat in Scotland. I got a flight there yesterday morning to surprise her on her 21st brthday. Nobody told her I was coming. When I got there, it turnd out she decidd to get a plane to London to surprise me. £200 on flights, and I didn't even get to see her. FML

#8207424
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24233) - you deserved it (4427)

On 02/13/2010 at 1:39pm - kids - by gordy1220 (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3460)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today..!! I Went On A Date Wit A Cute Guy!! After Picking Me Up..!! E Started To Play On Repeat..!! And Sing To Me..!! 'Happy Togeter' By Te Turtles!! For Te Entre 20 Minute Ride!! FML

#8195721
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21787) - you deserved it (3355)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:49am - love - by girlie5445 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML

#8160504
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22805) - you deserved it (2692)

On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (3019)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)



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