About Kog_Hiro : Speak softly, have a big afro Afro Samurai/Ninja. Yes, I do wear shoes. And I'm Half Filipino and Half Black. So I'm the blasian. I'm on Xbox live when not working at my local game store. Kogaxas Hiro
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by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
by sydysyd / 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
by home owner / 08/20/2010 at 2:14am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by TheSuregeon / 03/17/2010 at 10:12pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by holycrap / 03/03/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was on my way to meet the girl I like at the beach. I parked my truck and walked to the restaurant where I was supposed to meet her. She wasn't there so I called her and she told me she cancelled because it started raining. There wasn't a cloud in the sky. FML
by Weathersucks / 01/17/2010 at 12:13am / France / Love
by iKaite / 01/15/2010 at 2:56am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
by Oops54321 / 09/28/2009 at 3:12am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Intimacy
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
by commando / 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by blind_date / 09/13/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
by heart-broken / 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by crazystuff23 / 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML
by Jess / 05/04/2009 at 1:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I put in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was conceived in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML
by ihatevideos / 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy