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Kog_Hiro

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4084
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Kog_Hiro : Speak softly, have a big afro Afro Samurai/Ninja. Yes, I do wear shoes. And I'm Half Filipino and Half Black. So I'm the blasian. I'm on Xbox live when not working at my local game store. Kogaxas Hiro

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Kog_Hiro's favorite FMLs

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (3349)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29435) - you deserved it (4675)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25981) - you deserved it (8842)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (2741)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31668) - you deserved it (2199)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

#18960486
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28878) - you deserved it (5020)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (2994)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, my sister set it so all the Yahoo articles I read are published on my Facebook wall. This would have been fine had I not decided to read, "Does the gynecologist care if you shave?" FML

#18957041
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (4897)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51460) - you deserved it (8623)

On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33771) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (2263)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10512) - you deserved it (34028)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39620) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37739) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

#18895827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11688) - you deserved it (24267)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia



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