About Kog_Hiro : Speak softly, have a big afro Afro Samurai/Ninja. Yes, I do wear shoes. And I'm Half Filipino and Half Black. So I'm the blasian. I'm on Xbox live when not working at my local game store. Kogaxas Hiro
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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told the hair dresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)
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