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Kog_Hiro

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Kog_Hiro

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4134
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Kog_Hiro : Speak softly, have a big afro Afro Samurai/Ninja. Yes, I do wear shoes. And I'm Half Filipino and Half Black. So I'm the blasian. I'm on Xbox live when not working at my local game store. Kogaxas Hiro

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Kog_Hiro's favorite FMLs

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18718) - you deserved it (3952)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (10306)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (10306)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31987) - you deserved it (5037)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38361) - you deserved it (10777)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10933) - you deserved it (20305)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

#19546039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (2876)

On 04/29/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anne - United States

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

#19545380
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7150) - you deserved it (29745)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

#19545026
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27747) - you deserved it (3003)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

#19543963
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23986) - you deserved it (4042)

On 04/28/2012 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Elise - United States

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

#19450814
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (1888)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (3133)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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