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Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

#161077
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (22652)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

#155544
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I agree, your life sucks (18187) - you deserved it (34169)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

#128340
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I agree, your life sucks (82362) - you deserved it (5326)

On 02/24/2009 at 10:21pm - animals - by sammatthews2007 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

#59488
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (10136)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:30am - love - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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