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Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by desperate (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)
Today, I told my mom about the couple times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by 1357katie (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by dj163 (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had my friend Mark over for dinner. My Dad asked him what his dad did for a living. We all squirmed a bit when he told us that his dad died last year. We all went about finishing our meal when suddenly my dad says: "I'm sorry, Mark, what did you say your dad did for a living again?" FML
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On 08/25/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by youzabadgirl12 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
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On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I called my Dad to wish him happy birthday. The phone was disconnected, so I called my sister to see what his cell was. She then informed me that our Dad was in jail for selling shrooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML
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On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML
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On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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