About KociaQ : I'm not here to chat with you. I'm not here for messages. I'm here to laugh at people.
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KociaQ's favorite FMLs
Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML
by wellshitthen / 10/21/2015 at 3:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by suosi / 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Axelerate / 12/04/2014 at 6:09am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by mattrd / 02/13/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Kids
Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML
by bblubblerfisch / 02/12/2013 at 1:04pm / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they are made of a fish byproduct. Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there are countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard. FML
by firestar772 / 02/11/2013 at 10:48am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML
by Anonymous / 02/11/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my wife is pregnant and sick. She switches from sobbing she's sorry for that, to blaming me for "doing this to me." On top of that, I have half her symptoms now: throwing up and crying for no reason. This will be a long 9 months. FML
by Dracoboxer357 / 01/05/2013 at 11:00am / Canada / Health
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