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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59582) - you deserved it (7138)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52249) - you deserved it (23332)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (9426)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60118) - you deserved it (5738)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States



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