Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Knockyoudown

Search for a member

Knockyoudown

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1167
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Knockyoudown's page activity

Visits<b>coleycakes_805</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:24pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 8:15am<b>QuinnTheQueen</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 7:12pm<b>Terzy</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 6:28pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 10:31pm<b>Haleyz</b> - the 02/19/2013 at 11:23pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:32pm<b>anyone3</b> - the 01/27/2010 at 7:40pm<b>niemann2006</b> - the 09/15/2009 at 7:25pm<b>SexiLexi</b> - the 09/08/2009 at 5:06pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/08/2009 at 9:32am<b>my_fml_account</b> - the 09/08/2009 at 8:02am<b>lolownedimo</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 7:13pm<b>kayla_f_babyyy</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 8:56am<b>Skywater</b> - the 08/09/2009 at 12:09am<b>Noxious88</b> - the 07/28/2009 at 8:53pm<b>TheDark12</b> - the 07/16/2009 at 6:32am<b>cookiedough00</b> - the 07/12/2009 at 4:58am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:15pm

Knockyoudown's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Knockyoudown's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63054) - you deserved it (7485)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55838) - you deserved it (24601)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53998) - you deserved it (9738)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

#3137998
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43869) - you deserved it (4673)

On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

#2940204
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63566) - you deserved it (6051)

On 06/16/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by enderw (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: