About Kkkdawg : I am very ill(and crazy) and I don't work, so I spend a lot of time on FML. Proper spelling turns me the fuck on. Fighting on the Internet does not. I'm not your average dainty bitch. I'm probably more of a man than you. I like rude and off color humor. There is a line but its pretty much a dot to me by now. I am not a crazy cat lady, I swear. I like my tattoos and piercings, I like to smoke weed, and I love my family. I cant drink and I quit smoking. Children are gross, I do not care for them and they make me feel awkward. I am from Newfoundland, so yes, I am naturally awesome. I hate the youth of today. I just wanna be back at home with my Beatles and my Stones. Also, put your tits away.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Socialite
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A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Seen it!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The rules are the rules
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I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Mobility
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