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About Kitten_2510 : My name is Haylee, I'm 20, and I'm studying psychology at Indiana University Kokomo. I've been dating my current bf for 3 and a half years [2/5/10]. I study Wicca and love learning about spirituality.
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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 18 July 2014