About Kitten_2510 : My name is Haylee, I'm 22, and I'm a doctoral student at Nova Southeastern University. I've been in a long distance relationship with my bf since 10/27/14.
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by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by catlady1989 / 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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- Today, like every day for the past two weeks, a guy has been waiting outside my house and knocking… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, I learned what it's like to be mugged and stabbed. They didn't take my wallet or phone, but…