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Kitten_2510
  • Town/Country : Kokomo, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 99
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kitten_2510 : My name is Haylee, I'm 20, and I'm studying psychology at Indiana University Kokomo. I've been dating my current bf for 3 and a half years [2/5/10]. I study Wicca and love learning about spirituality.

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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40060) - you deserved it (3032) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (342770) - you deserved it (40777)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (549400) - you deserved it (35317)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461013) - you deserved it (572730)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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