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KittehKatt
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 April 1994 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 31
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Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (27686)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused caling me Jill & her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98214) - you deserved it (5700)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)