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About KitsuneNarutoKun : Just me.
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Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)
Today, I have to pack for tomorrow's family vacation. For one week I get to be stuck in a one bedroom cabin with my alcoholic father, bipolar mother, and two much younger siblings who have a passion for screaming. FML
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On 07/05/2010 at 7:22pm - kids - by toriforever - United States (Texas)
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
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On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)
Today, my shrink diagnosed me as severly depressive, due to a lot of stress and yells at home. After the session, my parents argued about the whose fault it was and then went on to yell at me for being depressive and wasting their money. FML
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On 04/05/2010 at 6:14am - misc - by blah. - Thailand (Krung Thep)
Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML
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On 04/02/2010 at 7:33am - misc - by Gina - Thailand (Krung Thep)
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
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On 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm - love - by ballnchain (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by GingaNinga - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 4:48am - work - by Tee (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:18am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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