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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13170) - you deserved it (41406)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33758) - you deserved it (9971)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

#19566058
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10963) - you deserved it (27099)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (17310)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18363) - you deserved it (3679)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

#19514212
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (1840)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by AngryLittleMan - United States

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50140) - you deserved it (36929)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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