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Kirsten1995
  • Town/Country : Hgh Wycombe, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kirsten1995 : I live in England, im 15 and i enjoy singing and dancing :)

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31113) - you deserved it (13406)

On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (9745)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (8349)

On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

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219 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22984) - you deserved it (6041)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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435 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML



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