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About Kiquick : My name is Bing.
York University student and retail CSR.
Favorite Songs: Heaven by Dj Sammy & Love Song by Taylor Swift
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 19 December 2014