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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 December 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8847
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kiquick : My name is Bing.

York University student and retail CSR.

Favorite Songs: Heaven by Dj Sammy & Love Song by Taylor Swift

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Kiquick's favorite FMLs

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75470) - you deserved it (27835)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54021) - you deserved it (312998)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51807) - you deserved it (6303)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

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