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My name is Bing. York University student and retail CSR. Favorite Songs: Heaven by Dj Sammy & Love Song by Taylor Swift
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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

By edhalen - / Thursday 23 April 2009 07:47 / United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 April 2009 14:14 / United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

By bodyelectric - / Monday 13 April 2009 12:07 / United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States