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Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (59206) - you deserved it (2894)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML

#13850152 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (18011) - you deserved it (3432)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (16633) - you deserved it (1407)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

#13849266 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (16440) - you deserved it (5746)

On 11/15/2010 at 2:26am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

#13848931 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (22197) - you deserved it (2991)

On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

Today, I was alone in my dorm room rehearsing comments to make in my writing class tomorrow. I grew up with a severe stutter, and rehearsing like this is one of the ways I keep my speech under control. What I didn't plan on was my roommate walking in. I think she now thinks I'm schizophrenic. FML

#13846681 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (14705) - you deserved it (1678)

On 11/14/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by stutterernotschizophrenic (woman) -

Today, my fiance admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

#13844398 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (22789) - you deserved it (2973)

On 11/14/2010 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

#13842142 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (15829) - you deserved it (2545)

On 11/14/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by cerealfail -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (1612)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

#13841183 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (19061) - you deserved it (4659)

On 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm - love - by freedomofmusic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML

#13840378 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (19059) - you deserved it (5259)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (19608) - you deserved it (3188)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML

#13837654 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (11349) - you deserved it (14959)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in McDonalds with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, 'Whoa, you're really pretty.' No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, 'Wow. He must have been drunk.' FML

#13836809 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (21817) - you deserved it (2059)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (23178) - you deserved it (4807)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)