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by SpanishInFrenchClass / 12/06/2012 at 12:35am / United States / Work
by julia / 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by boo8713 / 11/28/2012 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML
by ohgodwhy / 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by anonymous / 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML
by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM / 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by 99Problemsandfml / 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
by Dinger1992 / 10/23/2012 at 9:19am / United States / Money
by TypeOhNegative / 10/22/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
by atleastshelldiefirst / 10/12/2012 at 8:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…