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KimmyCupZ
  • Town/Country : JHB, South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1038
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KimmyCupZ : I have no way to describe myself. The only way is that I try and think differently from the norm, and no, I am not a hipster -_-
I like going to gigs, and concerts. I also like eating, a little bit too much, might I add :)
I like speaking to new and different people, so message me if you'd like ^^,
Note: I still like cats. >^oo^

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

#14306647
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19199) - you deserved it (3245)

On 12/23/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104411) - you deserved it (14015)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59554) - you deserved it (4678)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

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122 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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102 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my grandmother. All of my cousins and I went to say "hi" to her, one by one. When I got up to her and said, "Hi grandma!", she said in Chinese, "I don't remember this one." FML

#6177854
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25533) - you deserved it (1830)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by ForgottenKid (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

#4346693
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41624) - you deserved it (6295)

On 08/06/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

#3929849
95 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm - love - by sexychica (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "And she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

#2674765
98 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 10:25pm - kids - by Shelly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my mom if I could join my friends in getting lessons in self defense. My mom told me that I didn't need them because my face was a better weapon to repel anyone. FML

#2492711
180 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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